Every scroll online feels like wading through nonsense - clickbait headlines, AI hype, marketing that promises miracles, and platforms held together with duct tape. Scroll Bandit exists to call it out, tear it down, and sometimes share a fix that actually works.
Who's Behind It?
Scroll Bandit isn't a brand, it's me - a designer, builder, and occasional ranter who’s been knee-deep in websites, SEO, and the broader digital circus long enough to spot the spin a mile away. I’ve seen the broken builds, the “growth gurus,” the overhyped tools, and the same recycled ideas dressed up as innovation.
I started Scroll Bandit as a place to unpack all of it: the design flaws, the marketing noise, the false promises, and get back to what actually makes the web work. It’s where experience meets frustration, and frustration turns into something useful.
What You'll Find
Scroll Bandit sorts the web’s chaos into something a little easier to look at. Six recurring messes. Same internet, different disasters.
- Brand Spin → marketing fluff, empty pitches, and “growth hacks” nobody needed.
- Social Noise → social media chaos, influencer theatrics, and algorithm panic.
- Broken Sites → web disasters, bad UX, duct-tape builds - and sometimes the code to fix them.
- Shiny Things → tools and tech that either save your time or waste it beautifully.
- Work Grind → cutting through the business noise to what actually matters.
- Hype Circus → internet trends, viral moments, and overinflated ideas begging to pop.
Why Stick Around?
If you're tired of wading through web crap and want something real, raw, and occasionally useful - welcome to the hideout.
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